Wednesday, May 27, 2009

You, Insensitive Wanker, Are A Douchebag

You, Insensitive Wanker from the UK, are a douchebag.

It isn't because you call cigarettes fags or because you buy fish wrapped in newspaper. I rather like authentic British fish and chips. It isn't even for that ghastly, iron crotch Margaret Thatcher. You are a douchebag because apparently no one ever taught you a single thing about greiving. You don't say that someone isn't a real man and that if anyone can teach how to me, it is his father that abandoned him and his mother years ago. You really don't say that after the poor chaps Mum has just passed on from this world to the next. You especially don't say that about a man whose only answer in life has been to run away when things have gotten hard or live life bitterly with seething jealousy over the career his son has, but he has always wanted for his own.

By Golly, we think we have enough testicular fortitude to shove OUR foots up your arse and teach you what being a man is about.

Congratulations, a-hole, you are a douchebag!

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