President Obama, my friend, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you are a douchebag. No, it isn't because of this lame picture of you with Superman. It isn't because sometimes you have a hard time with the teleprompter. It isn't even because you run around shirtless, causing a whole slew of women to get hot and bothered.
It is because you have kept former President Bush's polities on 'prolonged detainment'. It is because you spoke out against someone living in Iran (don't worry, she'll make the list) as an Iranian citizen being treated unfairly by the Iranian government when we have hundreds of foreign journalists locked up in G- Bay and in Bagram without having any charges levied against them, their arrests based on "suspicion"
It is because even when the US District court gave legal rights to due process for these individuals, all confirmed journalists and some held as long as six years in grave-like cells and tortured, you sent in an appeal and announced that the US will continue it's policy on prolonged detainment.
It is because as the President in the land of the Free, a country that prides itself so heavily on the freedoms we have, even saying it is what makes this country great, you detain people like Ibrahim Jassam in Iraq because he is a "threat" even though no evidence has been submitted to show otherwise. An Iraqi court even granted his release!
Sir, that is why you are bestowed the honor of being our very first douchebag.
Remember, President Obama:
Love it - biggest Douchebag ever
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